Welcome Kate

If you love a long, lean erotic woman and want someone who knows all the ins and outs of a hot, intense sexual experience, you're looking for Kate. Blonde and beautiful, with a husky, sensual voice that will send shivers up your spine, and the experience to handle just about any of your fantasies, Kate will fulfill your wildest hopes. She is not a naive young girl; she is all woman. She knows what she wants, and more importantly, she knows what YOU want, so let her give it to you. Don't miss out on this one, guys. 866-872-4917 http://www.hotbedroomtalk.com/

Come Call Our HO HO HO's !

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Welcome Maria

For all you horny guys out there who love our girls, but want something different; something more: We're listening to you. We try to bring you a little of everything from Spicy Asian Dishes to Hot Chocolate Cheesecake; from flirty little Daddy's girls to Mommy's who know what delicious kind of punishments their naughty little boys need. We know you love big breasts, itty bitty titty's and everything in between....And now, we have another gorgeous plus-sized beauty to add to our BBW's, because sometimes you just need MORE! Meet Maria; who is just as horny as you are, and well equipped to keep you cumming back for more! But hurry; this girl's gonna be fighting off the horndogs with a stick! call Maria at 877-767-9962 and visit her web site at www.Call4SexyTalk.com

Time to get hopping while the wife is shopping!

Now's the time to play boys-- she knows you hate shopping, and she'd rather have you at home than following her around whining, and looking at inappropriate gift ideas (no, your Mother-In-Law doesn't need her very own tazer gun!) While she's out fighting those angry mobs for the next couple of weeks...it's just you and your tired old porn mags and tapes. Looking for a way to spice it up? Give one of our bevy of beauties a call, and experience masturbation like you've never known it could be! Or you could always go fix that dishwasher! www.FindPhoneSex.com

Movies re-written by the Girls at GirlsPhoneNumbers.com

We all love our movies; especially the porn flicks! So we decided to round up the top 10 Porn (translate; Guy) Movies on the market today. I think you just might be a little surprised by some of the new titles out there.... Popcorn anyone?

1 . "Every Which Way But Missionary", Starring Clit Eastwoody
2. "Bone Air", Starring Nicolas Cage (and a lot of other completely hot guys)
3. "Super Poopers", Starring Steve Lemmehavesum
4. "Tommy; Mommy's Boy", Starring David Spayed
5. "Final Destination; Deep in the Hole", Starring James Schlong
6. "Star Wars; May It Be Forced On You", Starring Harrysumbitch Ford
7. "Fast & the Furious" (I'm not messing with a good thing), Starring Vin (doesn't doesn't need to be nekked to be a porn star) Diesel
8. "Napoleon is Dynamite in the Sack", Starring Jon GimmeHeader
9. "Over in 60 Seconds", Starring Angelina (could make ANYONE cum in 60 seconds) Blolie

And our personal, all-time favorite:
10. "Armageddon Some Tonight!", Starring Bruce Willie

Things you can only say on Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9.Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know its ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

What are you thankful for?

Jenna - young busty blonde!

Young, blonde, busty, and ready for you; is that how you like them? Well, Jenna is always ready, and she can have you standing at attention in seconds. Let her take you on the fantasy ride of your life, and bring you home smiling. Give Jenna a call today. 866-204-5994
www.PhonesexDesire.com

PHONE SEX VERSION of OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS (THANKSGIVING SONG)

I got a really bad case of wood,
It's time to pick up the phone;
This Thanksgiving day
My dick wants to play,
Isn't that always the way, Oh!
Phone girls know how to take care of the wood,
Oh how that girl does blow!
She sucks on my hose;
Feel it down to my toes,
Bend over and here we go!


I know right whe-ere to put the wood,
To have a first-rate play;
Oh, hear the phone ring
"Ting-a-ling-ling!"
Hurrah for Thanksgiving Day-ay!
I know whenever I get the wood,
She'll always be ready to play.
She's always around
Sharing her mound,
Even on Thanksgiving day! Yea!

877-867-7919 Josies Pussy Cats

THINGS A PHONE SEX GIRL IS GRATEFUL FOR AT THANKSGIVING

1. She can have as many "boyfriends" as she wants.
2. She NEVER gets told "I'm not in the mood".
3. The only thing she or her boyfriends ever has to worry about "catching" is lockjaw.
4. Birth control is not an issue.
5. When someone calls her a dirty little slut, it's a compliment.
6. She can go to work without ever getting out of bed.
7. Birthday spankings are fun! (both giving and receiving)
8. She doesn't have to live in Nevada to be legal.
9. No one ever says to her: "Do you HAVE to tie up the phone all day??".
10. And of course, every phone sex girl is grateful, during the holidays, or at any other time, to have great clients like you!

Are The Nights Getting Colder??

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Phonesex knock knock jokes

PhoneSex Operator: "Knock knock"Operator's friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Cami"Friend: "Cami who?"PSO: "Cami hurry up and call me?"

PSO: "Knock knock"Friend: "Who's there?PSO: "Andi"Friend "Andi who?"PSO: "Andi licked my pussy, andi fucked my ass, andi came all over my face!"

PSO: "Knock Knock"Friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Dawn"Friend: "Dawn who?PSO: "Dawn-t stop now, I'm going to cum any second..."

PSO: "Knock knock"Friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Devon"Friend: "Devon who?"PSO: "Devonately the best damn phonefuck you're gonna get anywhere!"

PSO: "Knock knock"Friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Jacki"Friend: "Jacki who?"PSO: "Jacki-n off is so much more fun when you do it with me..."

To see these and other red-hot PhoneSex Operators, go to http://www.findphonesex.com/.

How Phone Sex Came to Be!

Three pretty girls were talking one day,The first one said: "I'm horny and I really want to play.But all I have to play with since my boyfriend is away,Is a big black dildo and I used that yesterday."

The second girl said: " I know just what you mean.And I've collected toys since I was just a teen.My collection is so huge it would make Jenna scream,But using them all by myself just won't make me cream."

The third said: "I know how to make you both moan.Whenever Johhny goes away and I am all alone,My secret is I like to talk to boys on the phone;I whisper naughty things and pretty soon hear them groan."

The first said: "Give some of those phone numbers to me."The second said: "Sounds like that would be fun as can be!"The third said: "Maybe they can talk to us; all three..."And that, my friends, is how phone sex came to be!

We've got Ursula!

We've got Ursula! Hot European bitch extraordinaire, Ursula can do anything you can do, and she can do it better! Looking for a Mommy to teach her little boy the ways of love? Or perhaps a Mistress who will have you on your knees begging for her favor. No taboos here; if you can conceive of it, she'll go you one better and leave you satisfied like you've never been before. Just call her at : 866-237-5621 and you can check out Ursula at http://www.sultryphonetalk.com

The Count audition for a phone sex commercial.

A clip from a Count Dracula’s audition for a part in a Halloween Phone sex commercial. To view the clip on YouTube click on this link: http://www.youtube.com/v/t9umnnO3ET0 and be sure to turn up your speakers.

IS IT A TREAT (OR A TRICK)?

It's a treat if...she opens her throat and takes it all in;
It's a trick if...she bites.

It's a treat if...she bends over so you can nail her from behind;
It's a trick if...she bends over and farts.

It's a treat if...she starts with a strip tease;
It's a trick if...she turns out to be a cock tease.

It's a treat if...she likes it doggy style;
It's a trick if...she likes to do doggies.

It's a treat if..she wants to be titty fucked;
It's a trick if...her titties are smaller than yours.

It's a treat if...she shaves her pussy;
It's a trick if...she doesn't shave her legs.

It's a treat if...she's into sixty-nine;
It's a trick if...she IS sixty-nine.

It's a treat if...she screams when she cums;
It's a trick if...she screams because her husband cums home.

It's a treat if...she likes golden showers;
It's a trick if...she makes you take a cold shower.

It's a treat if...she makes all your wildest wet phone fantasies come true...The OLCI phone girls sincerely hope you get only treats for Halloween

Happy Halloween from all the OLCI Phone Girls!

- OLCI Phone girls can be found at www.GirlsPhoneNumbers.com -

OLCI Girls Halloween Poem

Halloween's a goblins favorite day.
But also on this holiday,
The OLCI phone girls come out to play.
You might get great goodies to eat,
But for a truly magic feat,
You need to experience a 'phone trick or treat'.
You might sample chocolates and gum,
But its your juicy, thick, hot cum,
That makes our naughty phonegirls go "yum"!

Check out the girls at www.FindPhonesex.com for all the naughty tricks and all the tasty treats!

We Love Our Callers!

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Halloween Phone Sex ??? - Can it get any stranger?

From October 1st thru November 15th you have the unique opportunity to speak to one of our ghoulish phone girls.... Now featuring: Morticia, Spooky Sukii, Moana, Haggatha, Elvira, Zoey Zombie, Vometta, Evilline and Ghoul-oria.... Simply pick up the phone and call 877-230-4651 and request your Halloween desire. Phone sessions are $1.99 per minute (10 minute min.) discreetly billed to your credit card as On Line Communications. These ghoulish phone girls are only be available until Nov 15th. So call now!
HalloweenPhoneSex.com also has a collection of Adult Halloween humor such as their "Halloween's Top Ten List" with list such as "Top Ten Reason Halloween Makes your Horny" - "Why Halloween is better than Sex" - "Top 10 Halloween things that sound dirty but aren't". Looking for some interesting Adult Halloween Stories? - check out "A Halloween to Remember" - "Halloween Party" - "Trick or Treat" or the "Mysterious Halloween Slut Witch" or "Ms Trena loved Halloween" Maybe you like Adult Halloween Jokes or check out their Photo Gallery of Adult Halloween Pictures.
Visit us at http://www.HalloweenPhoneSex.com

Pussycat Calls – Your one stop for phone pets!

You're the kind of guy who loves to pamper your little phone pets until you have them eating out of the palm of your hand. You enjoy being the master of your own little harem, surrounded by kitty-licious darlings, and variety is important to you. Not sure who to call? We are. Tell us what you're into tonight, and we'll choose from our stable of cuties the purr-fect girl to suit your mood. From Dom to Daddy's Girl, we know where to find them, and how to get them to you when you want them. Check out www.PussycatCalls.com ; it's where it's all happening! 888-880-0296

HotBBW4Phone.com Where bigger really IS better! Hot BBW Phone sex!

Some like it hot; for some, less is more; and for still others, the bigger the better! If you're one of those for whom the bigger the better is your motto when it comes to your sex life, we have just the website for you. Visit www.HotBBW4Phone.com, and check out Bethany, Tasha, Gracie, and more! They're big, beautiful, and waiting to make your BIG fantasies into even BIGGER realities!

Ms Nadine launches her own site www.2Seductive.com

Ms. Nadine has been doing phone sex calls for some time now has launched her own site www.2Seductive.com Ms. Nadine is a mature women who does phone sessions with men and women who want to fulfill fantasies involving a mature women. One of her favorite role plays is her being a teacher. You might think that this fantasy would involve the caller being the student living out a fantasy from the past, but more often it is a fantasy of having sex with the caller child’s teacher. A sexual encounter beginning from an innocent parent/teacher conference. Other fantasy’s revolve around the caller being the principal or superintendent needing to discipline a teacher. Nadine confeses that these are exciting fantasies for her as she use to be a Jr. High School teacher and often had fantasies with co-workers and parents. Have a fantasy with the neighbor’s wife, teacher at school, the check out lady at the grocery store or any other hot sexy mature women that crosses your path during the day Ms. Nadine can help you live out that fantasy. Visit Ms. Nadine at her new web site http://www.2Seductive.com and call her at 866-899-7441.

Ashley – A divorcee looking to get her share of available dick – 866-894-7466

You know what they say about divorcee's; and in Ashley's case it's all definitely true. Getting rid of the ex unfortunately included getting rid of the appendages that came with him, and that's not a good thing when you LOVE LOVE LOVE sex! Fortunately for YOU there's always the telephone, good toys, and a sexy time to be had during phone sessions. Cum on, help Ashley out, and give her a call. You know you want to... www.2NaughtyPhonesex.com 866-894-7466

Let Andi take care of all of your desires!!

Our cutie-pie Andi just joined us and wants to make new phone-fuck friends. She loves hot, erotic fantasies and surely aims to please. Let her take away all of your stress with a sensuous phonesex session. To see her pics and bio, just go to www.SeductivePleasure.com , then call her at 866-704-3305

HotBody Chelsea is on the phone!!

Chelsea is one hot blonde that wants to play with you. She is brand spankin' new and can't get enough sex and loves making guys cum hard on the phone. Check out her pics at www.2HotPhonesex.com , then give her a call at 877-291-6883

Check out HOT little Sara!!

Sara is our newest little cutie; blonde and sexy and everything you could want!  Call her up and give her a try, she'll be sure to please.

www.YourFavoritePhoneGirl.com

866-212-7217

"You Are Feeling Horny, ... Very Horny"

EVER WANTED TO GIVE UP ALL CONTROL??

 

Looking for that sensual, hypnotic voice to push you over the edge and release your inhibitions?  Ready to give yourself over ...  mind, body, and soul?   Just relax, take a deep break, pick up the phone and give one of  our intelligent, insightful  and erotic Hypno-Mistresses a call.

 

For Erotic Mind Control, visit   www.PhonesexHypnosis.com

So Many Moist Panties! Yummmm.....

Love the scent of a women's worn panties? Do you like to lick them, smell them, wear them?  What's your favorite; bikinis, thongs, or high cuts? Silky, white cotton, satin, or lace?  Check out our panty fetish site :  www.Pantylicker-Phonesex.com 

Porno-licious

Kira was watching her favorite porn flick the other night and was bored, and horny...and she got to thinking," what if I were a Goddess of my own Universe, and I could have anyone I wanted to be my love slave? I can think of a few people...in real life, movies, and especially porn stars, that I would love to keep tied up under the bed, bringing them out whenever I wanted, so I can use them like the TOYS they are! "

Well it led to a nice little fantasy, and quite a bit of fun with the dildo's and creams. And then, just for fun she called a few of our phone sex operators (probably even some that you've talked to), and asked them who and what they would do? And since the answers were so much fun, I asked them to e-mail them to me So I thought I'd share the answers and we could get YOUR dirty little mind going too! So here, in their own words, are the answers to the question:
"Who's your favorite porn star, and what would you do to/with them, if you could make them your LOVE SLAVE?"

Cami tells me that her favorite porn star is Lucky Larue, and she would make him " Make him eat my pussy all day long. Hope that helps!"

"My favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson; she is so hot! I love her long blonde hair and her perfect tits, but if I could be with her I would love to run my tongue up and down her perfect little cunt all night long ...~Ashlyn~"

"Hi Kira,My favorite porn stars are Peter North and Chloe Vevrier. Yes, I want two of them. First I would have them do a strip-tease for me. Then I would have them both give me a sensual bath, making sure to rub all my sensitive places. After they both dry me, they rub flavored oil all over me. Then they both lick and rub and massage me all over, and get me really excited, then have them take turns satisfying me, giving me whatever of their body parts to lick or suck or whatever when I want them." -Gloria

Kathleen says - "Fave porn star is Leroy Black. To make him my love slave I'd tie him up spread-eagled to the bed and ride his stiff dick until he cried out for mercy!" I wish RuPaul were a porn star l! I'd play dress up with her for hours and fuck her with my biggest strap-on! Sexy bitch" (that was from Santana; she's a pretty sexy bitch herself!) "Mmmmm....my favorite male porn star is Dale DaBone. He's so well hung, I'd love to make him my love slave ! I'd hold him hostage and use that huge cock and talented tongue any time I wanted ! But he's just too good to keep all to myself, I'd have to share him with all my friends too ! My favorite female porn star is Lanni Barbie. Oh the delicious things I'd like to do with her ! We'd start out with a box of toys and end up in a yummy 69 !!" - Julia

"Jenna Jamison--Fuck her in the ass!!" -Misty

And my personal favorite:
Kira, If I had to choose a favorite 'fantasy porn star', it would be Fabio! In order to make him my love slave, I would simply slather him UP with some "I can't believe it's not butter" start jerking him off, and as soon as he started to climax, I would yell "Oh Fabio, oh Fabio, I CAN believe its not butter!" He would so be mine forever! --Amanda

YOU MIGHT BE INTO PHONE SEX .....

If the sound of a dial tone can make you cum...
You might be into phone sex

If most of the phone numbers programmed in your phone start with 866 or 877
You might be into phonesex

If you ask telemarketers "what are you wearing?"
You might be into phonesex

If your phone is always covered in lube ...
You might be into phonesex

If your neighbors hear wild sex noises but never see any visitors
You might be into phonesex

If you'd know that voice anywhere, but you have NO idea what she looks like...
You might be into phone sex

If you just HAVE to tell someone about your latest erotic adventure, only you can't tell anyone you know (like the wife)...
You might be into phone sex

If you just bought yourself a brand "spankin" new 12 inch dildo, and need someone to tell you what to do with it...
You might be into phone sex

If you want a different babe every night, and no hassle about them running into each other at the bar...
You might be into phone sex

And finally:
If you like having a domineering, whip wielding, amazon in black leather make you kneel before her and bark like a dog, but all the amazons you know live somewhere far, far away...
You might be into phone sex


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Spotlights on Jasmine

Name: Jasmine
Age: 47
Hair/Eyes: Honey Brown/Hazel

Likes: Cuddling up with a lovely young man or two (or three)!

Dislikes: A man with a low libido

Favorite Song: "Stairway to Heaven"

Favorite Quote: "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with." Pretty much my motto

Favorite Position: So many to choose from! Doggie style and my being on top are tied for first.

Best Sex Ever: I was back-packing around Europe and ended up on this wonderful little Greek Island called Eos. There were lots of caves up from the beach and young people sitting around bonfires. I joined one of the more interesting looking groups and snuggled down beside and incredibly hot looking young black guy. I tried to strike up a conversation, but apparently he spoke no English. We had to rely on body language, which we did with a vengeance! He pointed up to the caves, where little campfires were burning at the entrances. He took my hand and led me up the incline until we reached the closest cave. The fire flickered a welcome to us and we entered into the dry and surprisingly spacious area. There were fresh dry grasses laid out on the floor to give us a comfortable place to lay. The warm sea breezes blew up from the beach, causing the fire to crackle every now and then. My ebony stud picked me up and laid me down on the grasses, slowly removing each piece of my clothing with deliberation. He may not have been able to speak to me, but the language he used with his tongue, lips, hands and finally his incredible 10" long cock was pure poetry. We fucked until daylight. When I awoke mid morning my lover was gone, but the warm wetness between my legs reassured me that he wasn't simply a spirit of the night....

Indoors or out: But of course!

Favorite Lingerie: My gold teddy, metallic gold stockings and 6" stilettos

Favorite Toy: It's called a Magic Wand and the name says it all!

Boys, or Boys and Girls?: Boys, girls, men, women -- why limit oneself?

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