THINGS A PHONE SEX GIRL IS GRATEFUL FOR AT THANKSGIVING

1. She can have as many "boyfriends" as she wants.
2. She NEVER gets told "I'm not in the mood".
3. The only thing she or her boyfriends ever has to worry about "catching" is lockjaw.
4. Birth control is not an issue.
5. When someone calls her a dirty little slut, it's a compliment.
6. She can go to work without ever getting out of bed.
7. Birthday spankings are fun! (both giving and receiving)
8. She doesn't have to live in Nevada to be legal.
9. No one ever says to her: "Do you HAVE to tie up the phone all day??".
10. And of course, every phone sex girl is grateful, during the holidays, or at any other time, to have great clients like you!