Sunday, April 09, 2006

YOU MIGHT BE INTO PHONE SEX .....

If the sound of a dial tone can make you cum...
You might be into phone sex

If most of the phone numbers programmed in your phone start with 866 or 877
You might be into phonesex

If you ask telemarketers "what are you wearing?"
You might be into phonesex

If your phone is always covered in lube ...
You might be into phonesex

If your neighbors hear wild sex noises but never see any visitors
You might be into phonesex

If you'd know that voice anywhere, but you have NO idea what she looks like...
You might be into phone sex

If you just HAVE to tell someone about your latest erotic adventure, only you can't tell anyone you know (like the wife)...
You might be into phone sex

If you just bought yourself a brand "spankin" new 12 inch dildo, and need someone to tell you what to do with it...
You might be into phone sex

If you want a different babe every night, and no hassle about them running into each other at the bar...
You might be into phone sex

And finally:
If you like having a domineering, whip wielding, amazon in black leather make you kneel before her and bark like a dog, but all the amazons you know live somewhere far, far away...
You might be into phone sex


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