Movies re-written by the Girls at GirlsPhoneNumbers.com

We all love our movies; especially the porn flicks! So we decided to round up the top 10 Porn (translate; Guy) Movies on the market today. I think you just might be a little surprised by some of the new titles out there.... Popcorn anyone?

1 . "Every Which Way But Missionary", Starring Clit Eastwoody
2. "Bone Air", Starring Nicolas Cage (and a lot of other completely hot guys)
3. "Super Poopers", Starring Steve Lemmehavesum
4. "Tommy; Mommy's Boy", Starring David Spayed
5. "Final Destination; Deep in the Hole", Starring James Schlong
6. "Star Wars; May It Be Forced On You", Starring Harrysumbitch Ford
7. "Fast & the Furious" (I'm not messing with a good thing), Starring Vin (doesn't doesn't need to be nekked to be a porn star) Diesel
8. "Napoleon is Dynamite in the Sack", Starring Jon GimmeHeader
9. "Over in 60 Seconds", Starring Angelina (could make ANYONE cum in 60 seconds) Blolie

And our personal, all-time favorite:
10. "Armageddon Some Tonight!", Starring Bruce Willie