Phone Sex Stimulus

Times are hard; money is tight. But that doesn't mean you can't have a little fun! We've been listening to the news, and we think the stimulus package is a GREAT idea, so we've come with a little stimulus package of our own! For a limited time only you will get 5 free minutes with any paid phone session. To receive your phone sex stimulus package simply pick up the phone when you want to enjoy some phone sex fun, dial 877-825-2782 and tell the the friendly attendant that would want to make use of our phone sex stimulus offer. Phone sex sessions are $1.99 per minute with a 10 minute minimum. Sessions are discreetly billed to your credit card. Your Satisfaction is Guaranteed - If you are unhappy with any call simply call the attendant back, share your experience and why you unhappy and she will provide you another girl to speak with. There are no refunds. All sales are final.

Why is our economic stimulus package better than any other?
* You get Immediate Results
* Everyone over 18 is eligible.
* Easy to receive your stimulus package.
* Our Future Generation will not have to pay for it.
* Your fun stimulates the economy.