New Studies Show That Global Warming Is Real

Even President Bush is now acknowledging that global warming is an established fact, and that steps must be taken to reduce the likely effects that will arise from the warmer temperatures.

A panel of world renowned scientists have recently published reports that have many people taking a second look at global warming, and it's effects. In language considered "strong" in the scientific world, they have announced that global warming is no longer a theory. It's a fact.
There used to be many theories regarding what causes global warming, but NO MORE!! The cause has been found!!

"9 out of 10 scientists now agree that the cause of Global Warming is because of the SIZZLING HOT girls at FindPhonesex.com", said one reliable source. "Those scientists used to think that it was because of increased burning of fossil fuels, but I don't know. (I think) it's more likely that it's all the increased body heat released whenever someone calls one of those numbers!"

Suggestions? Get a hybrid car and check into car-pooling if you are really concerned. However, this reporter suggests that you should go ahead and give one of those smoldering HOT girls a call and let her help you release that tension.

Warning: we're not sure about ice caps, but your PHONE might melt from the smoldering conversation.