Thursday, May 03, 2007

Everyone has their secrets....

Everyone has their secrets. Things they long to share, but are afraid to talk about with even their closest confidants. Maybe it’s a fetish, and you need reassurance that it’s perfectly normal. It could be a fantasy that you keep wanting to fulfill, but your significant other isn’t comfortable with it. Or you may simply need to talk to a caring, knowledgeable woman about your sex or romantic life. Whatever the reason, Dr Grace L Stanton is just the person you can turn to. Confidentiality is assured and the price is affordable on any budget. Call 866-461-8470, or go to phonesexcounseling.net to find out more about her. You’ll be glad you did.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Beautiful Dianna likes it!


Why is it that such gorgeous girls do phone sex when they could do anything, have anyone they want? Because they LIKE IT, that’s why! They get off on the strange, the new, and the exotic, and a regular (boring) old sex life just isn’t enough for them. Take Dianna, our newest dirty girl. She’s beautiful. Stunning. And wild as hell! So wild, in fact that she just couldn’t be confined to one man and marriage, the same old experiences over and over again, and she’s not about to apologize for it. Want to know more about her? Well then, give her a call at 866-834-5004. And if you want to SEE more of Dirty Dianna, go to www.wildphoneslut.com

Friday, March 30, 2007

PHONESEX QUIZ : what kind of phonesex call fulfills your desires???

1. Your idea of the perfect date is:
a. Taking your daughter's best friend to the prom.
b. Telling your date all about your sexual fears over a glass of wine.
c. Comparing your lingerie with your date's to see who's is prettier.
d. Taking a (golden) shower together.
e. Whatever your date tells you to.

2. Your favorite female television character is:
a. Mary Kate or Ashley
b. Roseanne Barr
c. Jack (from "Will and Grace")
d. Kelly Bundy
e. Karen (from "Will and Grace")

3. Which of the following sayings turns you on?
a. "Nana Nana Boo Boo!"
b. "Now it's past your bedtime, young man!"
c. "Does this outfit make my butt look big?"
d. "Is that a cucumber in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
e. "Drop and give me 20!"

4. What's the first thing you do after you have sex?
a. Light up a cigarette (but tell your date she's too young to smoke).
b. Light up a cigarette (and ask your date if this is normal behavior).
c. Light up a cigarette (and get pissy because your date didn't light it for you).
d. Light up a cigarette (and suggest a few naughty new ways to use it).
e. Light up your date's cigarette.

5. What kind of lingerie do you like to see on a woman?
a. White lace teddy.
b. Red leather push up bra and hair done up in a chignon.
c. ALL OF IT!
d. Anything you can wear a strap on with.
e. Black leather, stiletto heals and a whip.

Answers:
If you answered mostly A's--you want a phonesex daddy's girl.
If you answered mostly B's--you want a phonesex MILF or a Counselor.
If you answered mostly C's--you want a phone girl who loves sissy boys.
If you answered mostly D's--you want a phone girl who is into fetishes.
If you answered mostly E's--you want a phonesex domme.

And lucky for you--we have ALL these types of phonesex girls and more, so give us a call and we'll hook you up with the phone sex girl of your dreams! http://www.josiespussycats.com/ 877- 867-7919

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Monday, March 12, 2007

Happy St. Patrick's Day - PhoneSex Style!



St Patrick’s Day phone sex and Adult Irish Fun! – 877-230-4651 – www.StPatricksDayPhoneSex.com

Top of the day to you , my laddie. My name is Barney O’Bigtool and to help you celebrate this Patty’s Day I have gathered up my finest Irish lasses and put them on the tellies to, shall we say,“Lighten your Load”. And, even better, getting your St. Pattys Day jollies won't cost you a lot of GREEN!! For your pleasure we have Patty O’Pussy, Luckie Clover, Jizzie McSwallows, Colleen O’Cocksucker, Nastee McDomme, Sinead O’Cummer and Hottie McTwatty. To enjoy a conversation with any one of these lasses simply call 877-230-4651 and tell my sexy dispatcher what type of call you would like and she will have the right girl call you right back. Phone sessions are $1.99 per minute with a 10 minute minimum and discreetly billed to your Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and American Express.

Cum visit us at www.StPatricksDayPhoneSex.com for some adult St. Patrick’s Day humor and links such as:

Limericks :
Said the girl wearing only a smileIt really has been quite a while;And I see that your cockIs as hard as a rockSo why don't we give it a trial?Then the charming young thing from East Dover(Who was holding a four leaf clover)Said that wishes come trueIf you know what to doAnd she turned away and bent over!Well then, what's a young fellow to do?She was waiting for me, this I knewSo I unsheathed my sword,Prayed my thanks to m'lordAnd I proved that my aim was true.That tight little twat was so sweetAs I felt it engulf my hot meat,She wriggled and buckedAnd got thoroughly fuckedThat sweet little bitch in heat!Then I knew I was going to cumAnd I rubbed at her clit with my thumbAs she cried and she moanedI released my huge loadAnd my brain and my body went numb...
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Friday, March 02, 2007

Sydney is sinful!


This one is just too hot to believe--dark, cascading curls; firm, supple beauty and a knowledge of all your secret desires, because she shares them. She is sultry, sexy , exotic and erotic. Fetishes of all kinds turn Sydney on, make her want to act out fantasies most people won't even talk about. From the common to the really bizarre, she can (and will) fulfill your EVERY desire! 866-440-7358 http://www.sinfulsydney.com/

Madi is cute, sassy and fun!


Cute, sassy and fun are a just a few words that describe our little Madi. She's a tiny, dark haired beauty who can make you want to tell her all your deepest darkest secrets as well as your fun and fanciful fantasies! The energy that only the very young possess combined with the dirty mind of a full grown woman make Madi an irresistible companion that you won't want to miss out on! 877-291-6883 http://www.2hotphonesex.com/

Nina will give you what you are looking for!


If you're looking for more than the average phone sex excitement; if you like to explore and experience; push the limit, and play on the edge, Nina's for you. She can go from down and dirty to downright cerebral so fast you'll have a HARD time keeping up with her! Let Nina give you what you're looking for, but beware: You just might get hooked on Nina! 888-698-7686 http://www.phonesexnina.com/

Rachel is back hot and wild as ever!


There are some girls who are just MADE for hot, wild sex, and Rachel will be the first to tell you that she's one of them. Close your eyes, and picture yourself sliding your hands over her sleek warm body. Let her whisper all the deliciously nasty things she wants you to do to her. Anytime; anywhere, Rachel will always be ready for you. Are you ready for her? 866-912-6316 http://www.2wetphonesex.com/

Summer is back!



Yes, we know-You’re dying for Summer to Cum! Get a-HEAD of the game, and reacquaint yourself with (or introduce yourself to) Summer. She’s back, and can’t wait to talk to all her old favorites, as well as make as many hot new fuck friends as she can! http://www.myphonegirl.com/ 866-327-0366

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Some Girls are just born bratty.


Some girls were just born thinking they could have anything they want. Bratty, spoiled little princess’ thinking they deserve the world on a platter, and tantrums solve ALL problems. But you love them that way, don’t you? Secretly, you believe that they really do get what they want just because that’s the way it should be. And you’ll stand in line to give it to them, won’t you? Well, Chelsea is just what you’ve been looking for. She will tease and torment, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Except beg! 866-314-5041 www.BrattyPhoneGirl.com

Remember the Prom Queen?


Remember the prom queen? The girl in class that everyone thought would grow up to be a movie star? She was the one everyone wanted to hang out with, because she was just too beautiful to be ordinary. Now imagine, if the prom queen had an even dirtier mind than yours! Her name is Nikki. And she’s definitely going to be one of your favorites! She loves sex, every way, everywhere, all the time, and the naughtier the better! Give her a call at 866-702-4579, or check her out yourself at http://www.naughtytalkingnikki.com/

Monday, February 05, 2007

New Studies Show That Global Warming Is Real

Even President Bush is now acknowledging that global warming is an established fact, and that steps must be taken to reduce the likely effects that will arise from the warmer temperatures.

A panel of world renowned scientists have recently published reports that have many people taking a second look at global warming, and it's effects. In language considered "strong" in the scientific world, they have announced that global warming is no longer a theory. It's a fact.
There used to be many theories regarding what causes global warming, but NO MORE!! The cause has been found!!

"9 out of 10 scientists now agree that the cause of Global Warming is because of the SIZZLING HOT girls at FindPhonesex.com", said one reliable source. "Those scientists used to think that it was because of increased burning of fossil fuels, but I don't know. (I think) it's more likely that it's all the increased body heat released whenever someone calls one of those numbers!"

Suggestions? Get a hybrid car and check into car-pooling if you are really concerned. However, this reporter suggests that you should go ahead and give one of those smoldering HOT girls a call and let her help you release that tension.

Warning: we're not sure about ice caps, but your PHONE might melt from the smoldering conversation.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

NEW FOR THE NEW YEAR!!

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Monday, January 01, 2007

How phone sex can help with your New Years resolutions!


According to the wire services the top 10 New Years resolutions made this year center around:


Losing Weight
Living a healthier lifestyle
Saving Money
Enjoy Life More
Learn or try something new
Spend more time for family and friends


This site is devoted to helping you map out a plan to help you achieve your new years resolutions by using phone sex.
www.PhoneSexNewYears.com

Also don’t miss these New Year Sites:
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Friday, December 08, 2006

Welcome Kate


If you love a long, lean erotic woman and want someone who knows all the ins and outs of a hot, intense sexual experience, you're looking for Kate. Blonde and beautiful, with a husky, sensual voice that will send shivers up your spine, and the experience to handle just about any of your fantasies, Kate will fulfill your wildest hopes. She is not a naive young girl; she is all woman. She knows what she wants, and more importantly, she knows what YOU want, so let her give it to you. Don't miss out on this one, guys. 866-872-4917 http://www.hotbedroomtalk.com/

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Come Call Our HO HO HO's !

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Friday, December 01, 2006

Welcome Maria


For all you horny guys out there who love our girls, but want something different; something more: We're listening to you. We try to bring you a little of everything from Spicy Asian Dishes to Hot Chocolate Cheesecake; from flirty little Daddy's girls to Mommy's who know what delicious kind of punishments their naughty little boys need. We know you love big breasts, itty bitty titty's and everything in between....And now, we have another gorgeous plus-sized beauty to add to our BBW's, because sometimes you just need MORE! Meet Maria; who is just as horny as you are, and well equipped to keep you cumming back for more! But hurry; this girl's gonna be fighting off the horndogs with a stick! call Maria at 877-767-9962 and visit her web site at www.Call4SexyTalk.com

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Time to get hopping while the wife is shopping!

Now's the time to play boys-- she knows you hate shopping, and she'd rather have you at home than following her around whining, and looking at inappropriate gift ideas (no, your Mother-In-Law doesn't need her very own tazer gun!) While she's out fighting those angry mobs for the next couple of weeks...it's just you and your tired old porn mags and tapes. Looking for a way to spice it up? Give one of our bevy of beauties a call, and experience masturbation like you've never known it could be! Or you could always go fix that dishwasher! www.FindPhoneSex.com

Movies re-written by the Girls at GirlsPhoneNumbers.com

We all love our movies; especially the porn flicks! So we decided to round up the top 10 Porn (translate; Guy) Movies on the market today. I think you just might be a little surprised by some of the new titles out there.... Popcorn anyone?

1 . "Every Which Way But Missionary", Starring Clit Eastwoody
2. "Bone Air", Starring Nicolas Cage (and a lot of other completely hot guys)
3. "Super Poopers", Starring Steve Lemmehavesum
4. "Tommy; Mommy's Boy", Starring David Spayed
5. "Final Destination; Deep in the Hole", Starring James Schlong
6. "Star Wars; May It Be Forced On You", Starring Harrysumbitch Ford
7. "Fast & the Furious" (I'm not messing with a good thing), Starring Vin (doesn't doesn't need to be nekked to be a porn star) Diesel
8. "Napoleon is Dynamite in the Sack", Starring Jon GimmeHeader
9. "Over in 60 Seconds", Starring Angelina (could make ANYONE cum in 60 seconds) Blolie

And our personal, all-time favorite:
10. "Armageddon Some Tonight!", Starring Bruce Willie