Some Girls are just born bratty.

Some girls were just born thinking they could have anything they want. Bratty, spoiled little princess’ thinking they deserve the world on a platter, and tantrums solve ALL problems. But you love them that way, don’t you? Secretly, you believe that they really do get what they want just because that’s the way it should be. And you’ll stand in line to give it to them, won’t you? Well, Chelsea is just what you’ve been looking for. She will tease and torment, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Except beg! 866-314-5041 www.BrattyPhoneGirl.com

Remember the Prom Queen?

Remember the prom queen? The girl in class that everyone thought would grow up to be a movie star? She was the one everyone wanted to hang out with, because she was just too beautiful to be ordinary. Now imagine, if the prom queen had an even dirtier mind than yours! Her name is Nikki. And she’s definitely going to be one of your favorites! She loves sex, every way, everywhere, all the time, and the naughtier the better! Give her a call at 866-702-4579, or check her out yourself at http://www.naughtytalkingnikki.com/

New Studies Show That Global Warming Is Real

Even President Bush is now acknowledging that global warming is an established fact, and that steps must be taken to reduce the likely effects that will arise from the warmer temperatures.

A panel of world renowned scientists have recently published reports that have many people taking a second look at global warming, and it's effects. In language considered "strong" in the scientific world, they have announced that global warming is no longer a theory. It's a fact.
There used to be many theories regarding what causes global warming, but NO MORE!! The cause has been found!!

"9 out of 10 scientists now agree that the cause of Global Warming is because of the SIZZLING HOT girls at FindPhonesex.com", said one reliable source. "Those scientists used to think that it was because of increased burning of fossil fuels, but I don't know. (I think) it's more likely that it's all the increased body heat released whenever someone calls one of those numbers!"

Suggestions? Get a hybrid car and check into car-pooling if you are really concerned. However, this reporter suggests that you should go ahead and give one of those smoldering HOT girls a call and let her help you release that tension.

Warning: we're not sure about ice caps, but your PHONE might melt from the smoldering conversation.

NEW FOR THE NEW YEAR!!

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How phone sex can help with your New Years resolutions!

According to the wire services the top 10 New Years resolutions made this year center around:

Losing Weight
Living a healthier lifestyle
Saving Money
Enjoy Life More
Learn or try something new
Spend more time for family and friends

This site is devoted to helping you map out a plan to help you achieve your new years resolutions by using phone sex.
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Also don’t miss these New Year Sites:
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A Phone Sex New Years Poem

Welcome Kate

If you love a long, lean erotic woman and want someone who knows all the ins and outs of a hot, intense sexual experience, you're looking for Kate. Blonde and beautiful, with a husky, sensual voice that will send shivers up your spine, and the experience to handle just about any of your fantasies, Kate will fulfill your wildest hopes. She is not a naive young girl; she is all woman. She knows what she wants, and more importantly, she knows what YOU want, so let her give it to you. Don't miss out on this one, guys. 866-872-4917 http://www.hotbedroomtalk.com/

Come Call Our HO HO HO's !

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Welcome Maria

For all you horny guys out there who love our girls, but want something different; something more: We're listening to you. We try to bring you a little of everything from Spicy Asian Dishes to Hot Chocolate Cheesecake; from flirty little Daddy's girls to Mommy's who know what delicious kind of punishments their naughty little boys need. We know you love big breasts, itty bitty titty's and everything in between....And now, we have another gorgeous plus-sized beauty to add to our BBW's, because sometimes you just need MORE! Meet Maria; who is just as horny as you are, and well equipped to keep you cumming back for more! But hurry; this girl's gonna be fighting off the horndogs with a stick! call Maria at 877-767-9962 and visit her web site at www.Call4SexyTalk.com

Time to get hopping while the wife is shopping!

Now's the time to play boys-- she knows you hate shopping, and she'd rather have you at home than following her around whining, and looking at inappropriate gift ideas (no, your Mother-In-Law doesn't need her very own tazer gun!) While she's out fighting those angry mobs for the next couple of weeks...it's just you and your tired old porn mags and tapes. Looking for a way to spice it up? Give one of our bevy of beauties a call, and experience masturbation like you've never known it could be! Or you could always go fix that dishwasher! www.FindPhoneSex.com

Movies re-written by the Girls at GirlsPhoneNumbers.com

We all love our movies; especially the porn flicks! So we decided to round up the top 10 Porn (translate; Guy) Movies on the market today. I think you just might be a little surprised by some of the new titles out there.... Popcorn anyone?

1 . "Every Which Way But Missionary", Starring Clit Eastwoody
2. "Bone Air", Starring Nicolas Cage (and a lot of other completely hot guys)
3. "Super Poopers", Starring Steve Lemmehavesum
4. "Tommy; Mommy's Boy", Starring David Spayed
5. "Final Destination; Deep in the Hole", Starring James Schlong
6. "Star Wars; May It Be Forced On You", Starring Harrysumbitch Ford
7. "Fast & the Furious" (I'm not messing with a good thing), Starring Vin (doesn't doesn't need to be nekked to be a porn star) Diesel
8. "Napoleon is Dynamite in the Sack", Starring Jon GimmeHeader
9. "Over in 60 Seconds", Starring Angelina (could make ANYONE cum in 60 seconds) Blolie

And our personal, all-time favorite:
10. "Armageddon Some Tonight!", Starring Bruce Willie

Things you can only say on Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9.Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know its ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

What are you thankful for?

Jenna - young busty blonde!

Young, blonde, busty, and ready for you; is that how you like them? Well, Jenna is always ready, and she can have you standing at attention in seconds. Let her take you on the fantasy ride of your life, and bring you home smiling. Give Jenna a call today. 866-204-5994
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PHONE SEX VERSION of OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS (THANKSGIVING SONG)

I got a really bad case of wood,
It's time to pick up the phone;
This Thanksgiving day
My dick wants to play,
Isn't that always the way, Oh!
Phone girls know how to take care of the wood,
Oh how that girl does blow!
She sucks on my hose;
Feel it down to my toes,
Bend over and here we go!


I know right whe-ere to put the wood,
To have a first-rate play;
Oh, hear the phone ring
"Ting-a-ling-ling!"
Hurrah for Thanksgiving Day-ay!
I know whenever I get the wood,
She'll always be ready to play.
She's always around
Sharing her mound,
Even on Thanksgiving day! Yea!

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THINGS A PHONE SEX GIRL IS GRATEFUL FOR AT THANKSGIVING

1. She can have as many "boyfriends" as she wants.
2. She NEVER gets told "I'm not in the mood".
3. The only thing she or her boyfriends ever has to worry about "catching" is lockjaw.
4. Birth control is not an issue.
5. When someone calls her a dirty little slut, it's a compliment.
6. She can go to work without ever getting out of bed.
7. Birthday spankings are fun! (both giving and receiving)
8. She doesn't have to live in Nevada to be legal.
9. No one ever says to her: "Do you HAVE to tie up the phone all day??".
10. And of course, every phone sex girl is grateful, during the holidays, or at any other time, to have great clients like you!

Are The Nights Getting Colder??

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Phonesex knock knock jokes

PhoneSex Operator: "Knock knock"Operator's friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Cami"Friend: "Cami who?"PSO: "Cami hurry up and call me?"

PSO: "Knock knock"Friend: "Who's there?PSO: "Andi"Friend "Andi who?"PSO: "Andi licked my pussy, andi fucked my ass, andi came all over my face!"

PSO: "Knock Knock"Friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Dawn"Friend: "Dawn who?PSO: "Dawn-t stop now, I'm going to cum any second..."

PSO: "Knock knock"Friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Devon"Friend: "Devon who?"PSO: "Devonately the best damn phonefuck you're gonna get anywhere!"

PSO: "Knock knock"Friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Jacki"Friend: "Jacki who?"PSO: "Jacki-n off is so much more fun when you do it with me..."

To see these and other red-hot PhoneSex Operators, go to http://www.findphonesex.com/.

How Phone Sex Came to Be!

Three pretty girls were talking one day,The first one said: "I'm horny and I really want to play.But all I have to play with since my boyfriend is away,Is a big black dildo and I used that yesterday."

The second girl said: " I know just what you mean.And I've collected toys since I was just a teen.My collection is so huge it would make Jenna scream,But using them all by myself just won't make me cream."

The third said: "I know how to make you both moan.Whenever Johhny goes away and I am all alone,My secret is I like to talk to boys on the phone;I whisper naughty things and pretty soon hear them groan."

The first said: "Give some of those phone numbers to me."The second said: "Sounds like that would be fun as can be!"The third said: "Maybe they can talk to us; all three..."And that, my friends, is how phone sex came to be!

We've got Ursula!

We've got Ursula! Hot European bitch extraordinaire, Ursula can do anything you can do, and she can do it better! Looking for a Mommy to teach her little boy the ways of love? Or perhaps a Mistress who will have you on your knees begging for her favor. No taboos here; if you can conceive of it, she'll go you one better and leave you satisfied like you've never been before. Just call her at : 866-237-5621 and you can check out Ursula at http://www.sultryphonetalk.com

The Count audition for a phone sex commercial.

A clip from a Count Dracula’s audition for a part in a Halloween Phone sex commercial. To view the clip on YouTube click on this link: http://www.youtube.com/v/t9umnnO3ET0 and be sure to turn up your speakers.