March Madness and Phone Sex

It's that time of year! March Madness! When the air is abuzz with college basketball craziness. We share your craziness and want you to know we are here for you! Hot sexy girls to talk about the game, the brackets or to masturbate with or a bit of all of it. 877-825-2782 for our dispatch service or check the site out for direct dial girls. www.marchmadnessphonesex.com

Happy St. Patrick's Day Phonesex!

Cum let Barney's lasses lighten your load this St. Patrick's Day. 877-230-4651
Top of the day to you , my laddie. My name is Barney O’Bigtool and to help you celebrate this Patty’s Day I have gathered up my finest Irish lasses and put them on the tellies to, shall we say ,“Lighten your Load” . And, even better, getting your St.Pattys Day jollies won't cost you a lot of GREEN!! For your pleasure we have Patty O’Pussy, Luckie Clover, Jizzie McSwallows, Colleen O’Cocksucker, Nastee McDomme, Sinead O’Cummer and Hottie McTwatty. To enjoy a conversation with any one of these lasses simply call 877-230-4651 and tell my sexy dispatcher what type of call you would like and she will have the right girl call you right back. Phone sessions are $1.99 per minute with a 10 minute minimum and discreetly billed to your Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and American Express . Visit us at http://www.StPatricksdayPhonesex.com

Welcome Naughty Natalie

Naughty Natalie - our newest little blonde cutie who has "mischief" written all over her. She has a voracious appetite for all things naughty, and a wicked hot little body to match! No matter what kind of fantasy you're having right now, Natalie can get right into it with you and make it better than you ever dreamed. Your desire is her pleasure; you'll find yourself writhing in extasy before she's done with you! Call Natalie at 866-221-6479 or see more of her on her website; http://www.nastyphonecalls.com

Anything Gose Phonesex with Eva 888-650-8071

Pretty girls like pretty things. Surrounding themselves with luxuries like lace and frills and flowers makes them feel more sexy. But being delicate does not mean being wimpy! On the contrary, when a woman feels sexy she can be MORE of everything - more sensous, more adventurous, more uninhibited! And THAT makes sense for you, because you want the hottest, wettest, horniest phone sex you can get!
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Special Valentines Phone Sex Deals

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Latina Lucero - english or spanish 888-863-9656

HOLA SOY Lucero: UNA GATITA TRAVIESA Y JUGUETONA, QUE ESTA DISPUESTA A CUMPLIR TUS MAS BAJOS INSTINTOS Y TODAS TUS FANTASIAS SEXUALES. LLAMAME QUE ARDO EN DESEO DE SER COMPLETAMENTE TUYA. BESOS Hey, my name is Lucero and I am your wild little Latina hottie! I speak both Spanish and English and will get you off in any language. Give me a call? 888-863-9656 - www.DirtySexyPhoneGirl.com

Welcome Elise!

Unpredictable. Someone who can be smoldering one minute; cold the next. Will she be sweet - or sinful? Will she give you some say, or will she take the lead and make you follow her on an erotic journey of her choosing?

Elise, our newest seductive sweetheart is hard to descibe, with her mercury fast mood changes and breath stopping dark, exotic beauty. You'll think about her. You'll crave her. You'll call her again and again. She'll be your own private addiction.

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Don't go there unless you're prepared.

Dirty Little Southern Girl Missy - 866-829-3014

Even in the dead of winter it's HOT down south. A true southern belle learns early how to melt your heart and keep you panting after her. Hot pants, skimpy tops, and bare feet leave just enough to the imagination, and before long you'll be begging for her attention. That honey covered drawl will have you picturing her lips, her tongue, her hot breath on your body. Phone sex with Dirty Little Southern Girl Missy - 866-829-3014 www.YourPhoneTemptation.com

Phone Sex Bad Girls

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Just the right Girls!

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Happy St. Patrick's Day - PhoneSex Style!

Top of the day to you , my laddie. My name is Barney O’Bigtool and to help you celebrate this Patty’s Day I have gathered up my finest Irish lasses and put them on the tellies to, shall we say,“Lighten your Load”. And, even better, getting your St. Pattys Day jollies won't cost you a lot of GREEN!! For your pleasure we have Patty O’Pussy, Luckie Clover, Jizzie McSwallows, Colleen O’Cocksucker, Nastee McDomme, Sinead O’Cummer and Hottie McTwatty. To enjoy a conversation with any one of these lasses simply call 877-230-4651 and tell my sexy dispatcher what type of call you would like and she will have the right girl call you right back. Phone sessions are $1.99 per minute with a 10 minute minimum and discreetly billed to your Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and American Express.

Ebony Phone Sex Girl Alisha - 877-543-8120

Ok boys, we got some "hot chocolate" for you now, and what a piece of ass she is! This one is no lady; she's raunchy and wild--fun and attitude all rolled up into one beautiful package that you'll never be able to resist! We dare you to look into those big dark eyes and try to walk away. Call Alicia at 877-543-8120 or check out www.ebonyphonesexgirl.com.

Helloooooo Marissa

Calling all boys!! We have someone new to play with. She's a hottie named Marissa with a luxurient mane of thick brown hair and big beautiful eyes! More important though, she has a dirty, dirty mind and she wants to use her fertile imagination to bring you to your knees. Are you going to deny her? Check her out at www.phonemybedroom.com or call 800-270-9519

Valentine Special Phone Sex Deals

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Valentines Day is next week!

Valentines Day is next week! - Looking to spice up your Valentines Day? Well don’t forget the flowers and candy, jewelry and that sexy valentine’s outfit. But this year consider spicing up that night time rendezvous with a phone fantasy call with one of our experienced phone fantasy providers. What a perfect way to move your sexual relationship beyond the every day routine. What ever you or your lovers most desired fantasy can be play out over the phone in a satisfying but safe manner. And who knows just what kind of sexual adventures await your sex life. So how does one find a phone sex partner? Phone Sex Valentines .com has teamed up independent phone sex girls who have the experience and knowledge to make your phone sex experience the best that it can be. Call 888-880-0296 any time day or night. Tell the operator just what you are looking for, pay for the session and in a few minutes you will receive a call back from the perfect fantasy partner who has been briefed on just what you want. No time wasted on paying for the session or other call set up items. Don't want to ruin the mood when you convince your physical lover to give phone sex a try. You can call ahead and pre-pay and when you are ready a quick call make it happen.

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Make this Valentine’s day a very sexually adventurous one!

Welcome Abella

How do you tame a girl like Abella? The simple answer is: You don't. But that doesn't mean you can't have this beautiful woman purring at your side, as long as you know the right places to stroke. With a supple feline grace, long silky hair, and a penchant for sensual physical pleasure, she'll keep you fascinated and coming back for more. Abella can be reached through our dispatch service, or by calling her directly at 866-753-3562, or you can go to www.call4hottalk.com if you'd like to see for yourself! Give her a call; she might just have YOU purring in the end.

Phone Sex Quiz

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Thank you Veterans for your services and your sacrifices!

The girls of http://www.girlsphonenumbers.com/ Thank all the men and women who have served in our military for their service and sacrifices.

Telephone Whores relaunched as a dispatch site!

The popular saying is a little bit different when it comes to these girls - "A lady in the parlour and a Whore on the PHONE!!" These telephone whores NEVER say No so don't be afraid to ask whatever your heart (or cock) desires. Telephone Whores is now a dispatch site open 24/7.
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Happy Halloween 2007

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Have a Sucking, Fucking Halloween with Kate!

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Mature phone sex with mommy Dana!

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Daddy's special girl Sherry loves naughty phone sex fun.So are you just dying to do all sorts of naughty things to me daddy?

I bet you are. So give me a call. This week is especially good since I am having a special! With every 20 minute call, daddy will get 5 FREE minutes! But you need to mention this ad! Smooches! 1-888-525-4194 http://www.teen4phone.com/ This special deal good from 10/29/07 thru 11/07/07

Trick or Treat Phone Sex Special just for you daddy by your baby doll Sweet Teen Tease Samantha!

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>>>>>NO TRICK TO THIS TREAT<<<<<

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Want a Cum Thirsty Phone Sex Slut?

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Halloween Phone Sex ??? - Can it get any stranger?

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Guided Masturbation

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Bailey likes Big Stonge Men...

We're looking for some big strong men to look out for and take care of our newest little babydoll. She's sweet and "oh-so-adorable", but she's also a handful of mischief, always getting herself into a tight, wet spot with her insatiable appetites. She needs someone who isn't afraid to spank her firm little bottom, but don't be surprised if she needs you to cuddle her and let her know that you still care afterward. Can you be the one to tame the kitten? Find out by calling 866-850-8922, or just log on and check her out at BabyGirlBailey.com.

Phone Sex Temptation

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Pretty in Pink!

Girly-girl Lauren looks so pretty in pink with her blonde, blue eyed pout, but we know that the pink you're REALLY interested in is her sweet little pussy! And she does know how to put it to good use...she'll be your favorite cock-tease, your little love slave, your protoge...and your newest addiction! Want to play? Visit http://www.laurensplayland.com/, or call 877-647-3688

Dominique - Sensual Phone Goddess

It takes a lot of life experience to develop a sophisticated pallet, whether it's food, entertainment or sexual adventures. Dominique has been there, Darling, and she's going to take you to a level of excitement that you'd never achieve on your own! Whether you want someone to just listen while you tell your erotic secrets, or someone who will punish you for your shameful deeds, you can turn to Dominique to fulfill those nasty fantasies, and make you love every minute of it. You can find Dominique at http://www.sensualphonegoddess.com/ or just give her a call at 866-503-8807. Let her take care of you!

Chat with Claire

Young, fun and confident is a heady combination, and one that's hard to resist! Add beauty to the mix, and you have a winner, folks! Claire has boundless energy that needs to be channeled somewhere, and sweet, naughty phonesex with you is just the way she loves to satisfy that itch. You can explore all kinds of erotic treasure and she'll be there to lead the way! Visit http://www.chatwithclaire.com/ or call 866-663-6103 tonight, and take off on a magical getaway of pleasure!

Sweet n Sexy Samantha!

Sweet, sexy Samantha! We love our dirty girls, and the young ones are always SO eager to please! They love to try anything new, and SEXUAL adventure is top on the list--outdoors; in public, new positions, kinky fantasies; they want to try it all. And Samantha wants YOU along for the ride! Take her on a magical trip to the fantasyland of your dreams--and hers--and she'll be yours forever... http://www.sweetteenteases.com/ . Call her at 877-800-9986

Divorcee extraordinaire - Lana

If you're looking for a hot divorcee who is completely wild and uninhibited, you really need to check out Lana. For her there are only two things in life: Sex and More Sex! This Cougar will rock your world, rock your cock, and leave you begging for more. None of the neighbors are safe with Lana as a neighbor; she'll take on the husbands, sons and even the wives!! Forget those sweet little romantic fuckstasies, Lana likes it hard, fast and fun! Want to see more? Check her out at http://www.lustylana.com/ or call 866-763-2512.

Natalie - Sweet, seductive innocence.

Sweet, seductive innocence. Liquid brown eyes and a mouth made for pouting. Natalie takes her phone job seriously and she enjoys every minute of it, because she's just as turned on and ready as you are! If you're looking for the real thing, maybe a phone-girlfriend to take care of your every need and you want someone who enjoys your interludes as much as you (or more!), then you'll want to give Natalie a call at 866-894-7466, and you can see her at http://www.bedroomhottalk.com/

Cassandra - 866-329-0143

Those down and dirty, naughty talking, get-it-on type chicks turn you on like no one else can. Sweet and sexy has it's place, but sometimes you just want to DO IT!, and when you're in that kind of mood, no one will be able to satisfy you like Cassandra can. With her pouty lips designed for sucking, and her curvacious, made-for-sex body, you'll be able to fulfill every wicked fantasy you ever had. Check her out at http://www.kinkyxxxphonegirl.com/ or call her at 866-329-0143. Cassandra your kinky phonesex girl.

Molly - 866-283-8575

Contradiction; variety; a kalaidascope of images come to mind when you experience Molly. Her name brings to mind a fiery Irish lass with a temper and a sex drive to match, but her looks suggest the sweetest confection on display in the candy-store window. Totally old-school Hollywood glamour is our Molly. Below her cool and fresh surface there lurks the heart of a gutter queen , and that's what makes Molly so fascinating--you never know which you'll get until you call! Roll those dice and see what your prize will be: call 866-283-8575 or see for yourself at http://www.blondphonesexkitten.com/

Got a sweet tooth?

Got a sweet tooth? We do too; and we believe you can never get enough Candi. Our Candi needs to be licked and sucked slowly to savor every bit of honey goodness; but be careful because once you’ve had a taste of her gooey sweetness, you might just be hooked. Check out Candi at http://www.phoneabadgirl.com/, or call her at home! 866-312-5530

So you think you have what it takes to handle Jade?

So you think you have what it takes to handle Jade? Then you’d better be ready to worship, because precious Jade won’t accept anything less. Like the gem she’s named for, Jade is exotic and has a dark beauty that’s hard to find, and she needs to be admired and displayed to her best advantage. Jade is rare, but you can find yours at http://www.nastyphonecalls.com/. Or call 866-221-6479.

We just love the sassy ones!

We just love the sassy ones, and we can’t help ourselves any more than you can! Those “sweet” little girls who can turn your world inside out, and make you do things you never dreamed you would, just to please them are addictive. You know you can’t deny them anything they want. So you better get ready, because here comes Trishiee, and she wants YOU! Want to check her out? See if she’s everything she promises? Then give us a call, or check her out at http://www.call4sexytalk.com/, and see for yourself. Don’t keep her waiting too long…she won’t be pleased - 877-767-9962

Everyone has their secrets....

Everyone has their secrets. Things they long to share, but are afraid to talk about with even their closest confidants. Maybe it’s a fetish, and you need reassurance that it’s perfectly normal. It could be a fantasy that you keep wanting to fulfill, but your significant other isn’t comfortable with it. Or you may simply need to talk to a caring, knowledgeable woman about your sex or romantic life. Whatever the reason, Dr Grace L Stanton is just the person you can turn to. Confidentiality is assured and the price is affordable on any budget. Call 866-461-8470, or go to phonesexcounseling.net to find out more about her. You’ll be glad you did.

Beautiful Dianna likes it!

Why is it that such gorgeous girls do phone sex when they could do anything, have anyone they want? Because they LIKE IT, that’s why! They get off on the strange, the new, and the exotic, and a regular (boring) old sex life just isn’t enough for them. Take Dianna, our newest dirty girl. She’s beautiful. Stunning. And wild as hell! So wild, in fact that she just couldn’t be confined to one man and marriage, the same old experiences over and over again, and she’s not about to apologize for it. Want to know more about her? Well then, give her a call at 866-834-5004. And if you want to SEE more of Dirty Dianna, go to www.wildphoneslut.com

PHONESEX QUIZ : what kind of phonesex call fulfills your desires???

1. Your idea of the perfect date is:
a. Taking your daughter's best friend to the prom.
b. Telling your date all about your sexual fears over a glass of wine.
c. Comparing your lingerie with your date's to see who's is prettier.
d. Taking a (golden) shower together.
e. Whatever your date tells you to.

2. Your favorite female television character is:
a. Mary Kate or Ashley
b. Roseanne Barr
c. Jack (from "Will and Grace")
d. Kelly Bundy
e. Karen (from "Will and Grace")

3. Which of the following sayings turns you on?
a. "Nana Nana Boo Boo!"
b. "Now it's past your bedtime, young man!"
c. "Does this outfit make my butt look big?"
d. "Is that a cucumber in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
e. "Drop and give me 20!"

4. What's the first thing you do after you have sex?
a. Light up a cigarette (but tell your date she's too young to smoke).
b. Light up a cigarette (and ask your date if this is normal behavior).
c. Light up a cigarette (and get pissy because your date didn't light it for you).
d. Light up a cigarette (and suggest a few naughty new ways to use it).
e. Light up your date's cigarette.

5. What kind of lingerie do you like to see on a woman?
a. White lace teddy.
b. Red leather push up bra and hair done up in a chignon.
c. ALL OF IT!
d. Anything you can wear a strap on with.
e. Black leather, stiletto heals and a whip.

Answers:
If you answered mostly A's--you want a phonesex daddy's girl.
If you answered mostly B's--you want a phonesex MILF or a Counselor.
If you answered mostly C's--you want a phone girl who loves sissy boys.
If you answered mostly D's--you want a phone girl who is into fetishes.
If you answered mostly E's--you want a phonesex domme.

And lucky for you--we have ALL these types of phonesex girls and more, so give us a call and we'll hook you up with the phone sex girl of your dreams! http://www.josiespussycats.com/ 877- 867-7919

Happy St. Patrick's Day - PhoneSex Style!

From the girls at www.GirlsPhoneNumbers.com

Happy St. Patrick's Day - PhoneSex Style!

St Patrick’s Day phone sex and Adult Irish Fun! – 877-230-4651 – www.StPatricksDayPhoneSex.com

Top of the day to you , my laddie. My name is Barney O’Bigtool and to help you celebrate this Patty’s Day I have gathered up my finest Irish lasses and put them on the tellies to, shall we say,“Lighten your Load”. And, even better, getting your St. Pattys Day jollies won't cost you a lot of GREEN!! For your pleasure we have Patty O’Pussy, Luckie Clover, Jizzie McSwallows, Colleen O’Cocksucker, Nastee McDomme, Sinead O’Cummer and Hottie McTwatty. To enjoy a conversation with any one of these lasses simply call 877-230-4651 and tell my sexy dispatcher what type of call you would like and she will have the right girl call you right back. Phone sessions are $1.99 per minute with a 10 minute minimum and discreetly billed to your Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and American Express.

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