1. Your idea of the perfect date is:
a. Taking your daughter's best friend to the prom.
b. Telling your date all about your sexual fears over a glass of wine.
c. Comparing your lingerie with your date's to see who's is prettier.
d. Taking a (golden) shower together.
e. Whatever your date tells you to.
2. Your favorite female television character is:
a. Mary Kate or Ashley
b. Roseanne Barr
c. Jack (from "Will and Grace")
d. Kelly Bundy
e. Karen (from "Will and Grace")
3. Which of the following sayings turns you on?
a. "Nana Nana Boo Boo!"
b. "Now it's past your bedtime, young man!"
c. "Does this outfit make my butt look big?"
d. "Is that a cucumber in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
e. "Drop and give me 20!"
4. What's the first thing you do after you have sex?
a. Light up a cigarette (but tell your date she's too young to smoke).
b. Light up a cigarette (and ask your date if this is normal behavior).
c. Light up a cigarette (and get pissy because your date didn't light it for you).
d. Light up a cigarette (and suggest a few naughty new ways to use it).
e. Light up your date's cigarette.
5. What kind of lingerie do you like to see on a woman?
a. White lace teddy.
b. Red leather push up bra and hair done up in a chignon.
c. ALL OF IT!
d. Anything you can wear a strap on with.
e. Black leather, stiletto heals and a whip.
Answers:
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Happy St. Patrick's Day - PhoneSex Style!
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Friday, March 02, 2007
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