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Even President Bush is now acknowledging that global warming is an established fact, and that steps must be taken to reduce the likely effects that will arise from the warmer temperatures.

A panel of world renowned scientists have recently published reports that have many people taking a second look at global warming, and it's effects. In language considered "strong" in the scientific world, they have announced that global warming is no longer a theory. It's a fact.
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