Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Time to get hopping while the wife is shopping!
Now's the time to play boys-- she knows you hate shopping, and she'd rather have you at home than following her around whining, and looking at inappropriate gift ideas (no, your Mother-In-Law doesn't need her very own tazer gun!) While she's out fighting those angry mobs for the next couple of weeks...it's just you and your tired old porn mags and tapes. Looking for a way to spice it up? Give one of our bevy of beauties a call, and experience masturbation like you've never known it could be! Or you could always go fix that dishwasher! www.FindPhoneSex.com
Movies re-written by the Girls at GirlsPhoneNumbers.com
We all love our movies; especially the porn flicks! So we decided to round up the top 10 Porn (translate; Guy) Movies on the market today. I think you just might be a little surprised by some of the new titles out there.... Popcorn anyone?
1 . "Every Which Way But Missionary", Starring Clit Eastwoody
2. "Bone Air", Starring Nicolas Cage (and a lot of other completely hot guys)
3. "Super Poopers", Starring Steve Lemmehavesum
4. "Tommy; Mommy's Boy", Starring David Spayed
5. "Final Destination; Deep in the Hole", Starring James Schlong
6. "Star Wars; May It Be Forced On You", Starring Harrysumbitch Ford
7. "Fast & the Furious" (I'm not messing with a good thing), Starring Vin (doesn't doesn't need to be nekked to be a porn star) Diesel
8. "Napoleon is Dynamite in the Sack", Starring Jon GimmeHeader
9. "Over in 60 Seconds", Starring Angelina (could make ANYONE cum in 60 seconds) Blolie
And our personal, all-time favorite:
10. "Armageddon Some Tonight!", Starring BruceWillie
1 . "Every Which Way But Missionary", Starring Clit Eastwoody
2. "Bone Air", Starring Nicolas Cage (and a lot of other completely hot guys)
3. "Super Poopers", Starring Steve Lemmehavesum
4. "Tommy; Mommy's Boy", Starring David Spayed
5. "Final Destination; Deep in the Hole", Starring James Schlong
6. "Star Wars; May It Be Forced On You", Starring Harrysumbitch Ford
7. "Fast & the Furious" (I'm not messing with a good thing), Starring Vin (doesn't doesn't need to be nekked to be a porn star) Diesel
8. "Napoleon is Dynamite in the Sack", Starring Jon GimmeHeader
9. "Over in 60 Seconds", Starring Angelina (could make ANYONE cum in 60 seconds) Blolie
And our personal, all-time favorite:
10. "Armageddon Some Tonight!", Starring Bruce
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Things you can only say on Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9.Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know its ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9.Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know its ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Jenna - young busty blonde!
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Friday, November 17, 2006
PHONE SEX VERSION of OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS (THANKSGIVING SONG)
I got a really bad case of wood,
It's time to pick up the phone;
This Thanksgiving day
My dick wants to play,
Isn't that always the way, Oh!
Phone girls know how to take care of the wood,
Oh how that girl does blow!
She sucks on my hose;
Feel it down to my toes,
Bend over and here we go!
I know right whe-ere to put the wood,
To have a first-rate play;
Oh, hear the phone ring
"Ting-a-ling-ling!"
Hurrah for Thanksgiving Day-ay!
I know whenever I get the wood,
She'll always be ready to play.
She's always around
Sharing her mound,
Even on Thanksgiving day! Yea!
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It's time to pick up the phone;
This Thanksgiving day
My dick wants to play,
Isn't that always the way, Oh!
Phone girls know how to take care of the wood,
Oh how that girl does blow!
She sucks on my hose;
Feel it down to my toes,
Bend over and here we go!
I know right whe-ere to put the wood,
To have a first-rate play;
Oh, hear the phone ring
"Ting-a-ling-ling!"
Hurrah for Thanksgiving Day-ay!
I know whenever I get the wood,
She'll always be ready to play.
She's always around
Sharing her mound,
Even on Thanksgiving day! Yea!
877-867-7919 Josies Pussy Cats
THINGS A PHONE SEX GIRL IS GRATEFUL FOR AT THANKSGIVING
1. She can have as many "boyfriends" as she wants.
2. She NEVER gets told "I'm not in the mood".
3. The only thing she or her boyfriends ever has to worry about "catching" is lockjaw.
4. Birth control is not an issue.
5. When someone calls her a dirty little slut, it's a compliment.
6. She can go to work without ever getting out of bed.
7. Birthday spankings are fun! (both giving and receiving)
8. She doesn't have to live in Nevada to be legal.
9. No one ever says to her: "Do you HAVE to tie up the phone all day??".
10. And of course, every phone sex girl is grateful, during the holidays, or at any other time, to have great clients like you!
2. She NEVER gets told "I'm not in the mood".
3. The only thing she or her boyfriends ever has to worry about "catching" is lockjaw.
4. Birth control is not an issue.
5. When someone calls her a dirty little slut, it's a compliment.
6. She can go to work without ever getting out of bed.
7. Birthday spankings are fun! (both giving and receiving)
8. She doesn't have to live in Nevada to be legal.
9. No one ever says to her: "Do you HAVE to tie up the phone all day??".
10. And of course, every phone sex girl is grateful, during the holidays, or at any other time, to have great clients like you!
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Phonesex knock knock jokes
PhoneSex Operator: "Knock knock"Operator's friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Cami"Friend: "Cami who?"PSO: "Cami hurry up and call me?"
PSO: "Knock knock"Friend: "Who's there?PSO: "Andi"Friend "Andi who?"PSO: "Andi licked my pussy, andi fucked my ass, andi came all over my face!"
PSO: "Knock Knock"Friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Dawn"Friend: "Dawn who?PSO: "Dawn-t stop now, I'm going to cum any second..."
PSO: "Knock knock"Friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Devon"Friend: "Devon who?"PSO: "Devonately the best damn phonefuck you're gonna get anywhere!"
PSO: "Knock knock"Friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Jacki"Friend: "Jacki who?"PSO: "Jacki-n off is so much more fun when you do it with me..."
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PSO: "Knock knock"Friend: "Who's there?PSO: "Andi"Friend "Andi who?"PSO: "Andi licked my pussy, andi fucked my ass, andi came all over my face!"
PSO: "Knock Knock"Friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Dawn"Friend: "Dawn who?PSO: "Dawn-t stop now, I'm going to cum any second..."
PSO: "Knock knock"Friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Devon"Friend: "Devon who?"PSO: "Devonately the best damn phonefuck you're gonna get anywhere!"
PSO: "Knock knock"Friend: "Who's there?"PSO: "Jacki"Friend: "Jacki who?"PSO: "Jacki-n off is so much more fun when you do it with me..."
To see these and other red-hot PhoneSex Operators, go to http://www.findphonesex.com/.
Thursday, November 02, 2006
How Phone Sex Came to Be!
Three pretty girls were talking one day,The first one said: "I'm horny and I really want to play.But all I have to play with since my boyfriend is away,Is a big black dildo and I used that yesterday."
The second girl said: " I know just what you mean.And I've collected toys since I was just a teen.My collection is so huge it would make Jenna scream,But using them all by myself just won't make me cream."
The third said: "I know how to make you both moan.Whenever Johhny goes away and I am all alone,My secret is I like to talk to boys on the phone;I whisper naughty things and pretty soon hear them groan."
The first said: "Give some of those phone numbers to me."The second said: "Sounds like that would be fun as can be!"The third said: "Maybe they can talk to us; all three..."And that, my friends, is how phone sex came to be!
The second girl said: " I know just what you mean.And I've collected toys since I was just a teen.My collection is so huge it would make Jenna scream,But using them all by myself just won't make me cream."
The third said: "I know how to make you both moan.Whenever Johhny goes away and I am all alone,My secret is I like to talk to boys on the phone;I whisper naughty things and pretty soon hear them groan."
The first said: "Give some of those phone numbers to me."The second said: "Sounds like that would be fun as can be!"The third said: "Maybe they can talk to us; all three..."And that, my friends, is how phone sex came to be!
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